Today's news headlines show why we, as Floridians, become the butt of all jokes.
Here we go, once again: Two dogs escape an Orlando backyard. Run to "Bear Hugs Day Care Center." Police arrive and taser one dog. Second runs away. School declared "on lockdown". Story makes CNN Headline News with a little chuckle and an "Only in Orlando" look from Chuck Roberts.
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For those of you keeping score, it's:
Rottweiler - 1; Orlando Police - 1
Now, here's the great news. One of Orlando's own got her 15 minutes of fame on CNN - how cool! Debby Roberts will hereto forth be identified by her CNN tag "Woman cornered by dog."