Monday, December 10, 2007

In Orlando, even our drunks stick with the touristy theme...

From today's Orlando Sentinel...

A former Volusia County council member was arrested for DUI. Not remarkable, but follow me on this:

"(Bill) Long was speeding on Interstate 4 when he struck a sedan from behind, hitting it so hard that the impact threw the vehicle 300 feet and totaled the car. Long, who was seen drinking suntan lotion at the scene, was taken to the hospital by paramedics..."

DRINKING SUNTAN LOTION AT THE SCENE? I love that there is no further explanation.

Equally as disturbing is the fact that nobody stopped him. He didn't "attempt to drink suntan lotion at the scene" nor did officers "prevent him from drinking suntan lotion at the scene."

This is Bill following his arrest for domestic violence against his former partner Patrick Fulton. Rumor is, he was drinking Pantene Conditioner that day.

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