Monday, February 18, 2008

Doggie-style in Celebration


Once again, it's time for the Posh Pooch event (February 23) in the Disney-esque, litter-free, curse-free, hot-diggety, gee whiz, super swell town of Celebration.

I went to this event a couple years ago, and had an awesome time - I brought my little pup Rico Suave and actually had his paw read by the local psychic. She informed me my dog loves to go for walks and enjoys treats and biscuits, which happens to be right on the money!

As far as the Posh Pooch event goes, there are some changes this year. A recent Celebration impact study determined dog hair and fecal matter are known to blemish otherwise pristine lawns and sidewalks within the community, so the council asks that you refrain from bringing actual pets with you, and opt instead for stuffed animals and photos of your furry friends.

OK, I'm just joking.

Really, here's what you can look forward to at Posh Pooch: puppies on parade, stupid pet tricks (they actually call them "silly" pet tricks because "stupid" is an unkind word and animals are for loving and not hurting.) Also, check out the "prissy paws fashion show" (their words, not mine), the "canine couture fashion show" (which is somehow different from the aforementioned "prissy paws" event), a beauty contest, and a master/owner look-alike contest.

Organizers guarantee "a pawsitively great time!"

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