Sunday, February 3, 2008

Your Grass Kicks A$$!

Some of us will never take gold in the Olympics. We won't pen the great American novel nor will we make it to the final 10 on American Idol. We won't discover the cure for herpes. We won't trump Ken Jennings in Final Jeopardy and we won't sit on the couch alongside Tyra Banks on "a very special episode..." We won't be counted among an elite group to set a World's record for kazooing or yo-yo'ing. But maybe...just maybe....we might be awarded the prestigious "Lawn of the Month" honor.
It's the stuff dreams are made of.

1 comment:

startlingmoniker said...

...I wonder if they think the addition of a big, ugly sign doesn't just ruin their tidy lawn!