Sunday, March 2, 2008

Keep a Single Mom Off the Stripper Pole!

I am so excited to announce that the Tacky Fabulous Gift Shop is open for business.

You see, I used to feel bad for people living outside Orlando who aren't able to quickly and easily score some flamingo poop candy or gator jerky. But not anymore - this fabtackulous crap is now just mouse click away.

Take in the beauty of the Tacky Fabulous Showroom, filled with treasures like a lamp made from a Corona Bottle, a coconut purse, a UCF feather boa, pirate heads carved from coconuts, a gator wine bottle holder, and even a suitcase gift basket filled with shark gummies and gator egg gum.... Tah Dah!

And with every purchase you make, you can feel good knowing you're doing your part to keep a single mom from having to work the pole to pay the bills. It's charity at its best!
Thank you Leigh!


johnnypeepers said...

You rock TF. Best of luck on your new endeavor. Keep representing Whorelando with all your might.

May the Lion of Judah (H.I.M.) guide you

Tacky Fabulous said...

Thanks PeepMan! You are awesome...