Thursday, April 3, 2008

Mountain Dew: The Newest Form of Birth Control

Super...there is now more fodder for "dumbass Floridian" jokes and bumper stickers.

A new survey shows that some teens in Florida believe:

a.  Drinking a cap of bleach prevents HIV
b.  A shot of Mountain Dew can prevent pregnancy
c.  Smoking pot is an effective means of birth control.

So, go ahead girls of Florida ... Drink that bleach!  But, don't be surprised when you give birth to a firemonster baby with a leather tail:  

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