Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Caution: Our mulch is very delicate.

Orlando would not be the great city it is - The City Beautiful - if not for rules, signs and ordinances.  The more, the better.

So, listen up, all you chicks wearing your red pumps to Lake Eola park - KNOCK IT OFF!

The problem is two-fold.

First of all, sleezy red heels are known to trip wearers - and city officials want to spare you the embarrassment. 

Secondly, your Manolos will puncture the mulchy surface of the park - and have you ever seen what mulch looks like when it's all chipped and broken? Nasty!

1 comment:

akeorlando said...

That is too funny! If you were to see me wearing red pumps I think we would have larger problems than punctured mulch.