Theme parks are so last year. Dinner theaters are OUT!
It's all about the "NAKATIONS". As in - "Naked on Vacation," with my Mom and Dad and Grandparents in Kissimmee.
That's the official word from the Orlando Sentinel in a story today about Cypress Cove Nudist Resort. Remember? The home of Cheeks Restaurant, The Fig Leaf Boutique, and people bare-assing bar stools, canoes, and anything else they can leave a butt print on.
The point of the article had something to do with Nakations being the rage among "international visitors". There was the typical line about naked vacations being a great opportunity for family bonding without the limitations of clothing. There was the obligatory quote from someone, to the effect of "It's not about seeing genitals - it's about celebrating the human form..." blah...blah...
My position has not changed on this - I still think it's about seeing somebody else's private parts. If not, then why not go to the Nickelodeon Resort? They've got a restaurant and a gift shop, too!
But, I must admit, there was a really great point made by 44 year-old Harrie Canhout from the Netherlands. In the midst of a failing economy, wouldn't it be great to go on vacation and not pack anything at all? In Harrie's suitcase - one toothbrush and a single pair of sneakers, for playing tennis and running on the treadmill, of course.