Friday, July 11, 2008

I'll trade you $100 in gas for your kid's identity...


This happy couple, David and Samantha Partin, just traded naming rights to their fetus in exchange for a $100 tank of regular unleaded.  So far, the winning bidders are a morning radio team, so for a c-note, the little bundle of joy may forever be known as Dixon and Willoughby Partin ("Dixon and Willoughby" is the first name).


BUT...

the little guy's moniker is still officially up for grabs.  Dad has also agreed to tattoo the winning name on his own body "just as somethin' extra".

Even though it's a boy, how about "Dolly" Partin?  "Dee" Partin? Or "NotSomethingIWantToTake" Partin.


photo courtesy of Jackob Langston/Orlando Sentinel.  Full story here.

5 comments:

johnnypeepers said...

Daddy looks like one of those Bithlo rednecks screaming down the 408 in a Ford 450 Diesel with an obscene pair of truknutz dangling from the rear axle.

johnnypeepers said...

911 is a joke we don't want 'em
I call a cab 'cause a cab will come quicker

So get up, get, get get down
911 is a joke in yo town
Get up, get, get, get down
Late 911 wears the late crown

~ Public Enemy (911 Is a Joke)

akeorlando said...

Wow! Only $100? These folks definitely don't know how to market themselves properly!

billybob said...

fake

billybob said...

fake