Mandatory requirements for any Florida hurricane-related story:
*Reminders about bottled water and flashlights.
*Quotes from experts about "not being on the roads if you don't have to be".
*A picture of someone ignoring that advice.
* A picture of a sign that threats or taunts the Hurricane. The verbiage on the sign must rhyme, such as, "Stay Away Fay".
*A "Concerned governor" photo.
Not to brag, but this is where our governor kicks ass. Perfectly executed - Charlie Crist has not smiled in 6 days. He even went to see the new Will Ferrell movie Step Brothers, with not so much as a chuckle, even when the boys built their own bunk beds. He just sat there like this:
And not even a congratulatory smile to this hurricane expert, who proudly shows his ability to locate Florida on the map, without any help!
photos from Gary Green, Colin Hackley, Michel Fortier, Rob O'Neal, and Phil Coale (AP) and Joe Raedle (Getty)